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Star Wars sounds
(Suitable sounds for Windows Themes)
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You're shot!
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Wav, 26kB
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I say, you'd better pay better attention.
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Wav, 22kB
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I wouldn't do that if I was you.
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Wav, 24kB
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Dogonit.
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Wav, 15kB
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Cry of frustration.
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Wav, 12kB
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NOW you've done it!
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Wav, 77kB
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Looks like you've
done it again.
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Wav, 25kB
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The door's
been slammed in your face.
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Wav, 33kB
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Uttini!!
('Nough said.)
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Wav, 11kB
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Kindly give it a rest!
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Wav, 27kB
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Don't make me laugh.
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Wav, 14kB
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It worked!!!
(And about time too!)
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Wav, 11kB
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What
my archives with Star Wars stuff are...
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Wav, 48kB
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My personal favorites
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Star Wars Intro Theme in stereo.
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Wav, 800kB
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Star Wars Intro II
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Wav, 185kB
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SW Theme with NoDoubt
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Wav, 160kB
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Heavy-metal SW Theme
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Wav, 250kB
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How are you ?
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Au, 110kB
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Salacious Crumb laughing
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Wav, 50kB
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Salacious Crumb laughing II
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Wav, 120kB
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Gonk!
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Wav, 140kB
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Uta buuta Solo?
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Wav, 23kB
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Kissing advice.
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Wav, 30kB
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Scruffy-looking, nerf herder!
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Wav, 260kB
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Laugh it up fuzzball.
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Wav, 20kB
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What an incredible smell..
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Wav, 207kB
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Convenient!
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Wav, 270kB
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No impersonations please.
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Wav, 50kB
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An accurate description
of my computer.
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Wav, 32kB
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How rude!
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Wav, 40kB
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Han telling Jabba off.
(Or is he?)
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Wav, 95kB
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Han talking to Jabba in Dockingbay 94
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Wav, 220kB
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BBC interview with Mark Hamill about EBS, from 1979.
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RAM, 666kB
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Star Wars/Star Trek spoof sounds
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Star Wars in 30 seconds
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MP3, 470kB
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Bob Hope on Star Wars
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MP3, 3.8MB
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Johnny Carson on Star Wars
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MP3, 5.4MB
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News
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MP3, 2.7MB
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Shakesperian Star Wars
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MP3, 1.8MB
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Yoda getting killed
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Wav, 60kB
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Yoda having sex
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Wav, 150kB
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Yoda looses virginity
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MP3, 670kB
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When Yoda met Sally
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Wav, 105kB
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Dinner á la R2D2
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Wav, 28kB
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Where the real power lies
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Wav, 55kB
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3P0 breaking wind
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Wav, 75kB
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Armageddon I
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Wav, 135kB
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Armageddon II
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Wav, 47kB
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Nerfherder spoof
(farfetched) by Kevin Clein in "Fish Called Wanda"
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Wav, 112kB
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Star Trek spoof
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Wav, 314kB
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Ace Ventura ST spoof
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Wav, 40kB
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Ren & Stimpy STTNG spoof
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Wav, 40kB
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Luke's opinion of the Enterprise
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Wav, 50kB
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A Tie-fighter vs. Enterprise
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Wav, 255kB
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Holo-Doc from "First Contact"
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Wav, 20kB
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Dustin' crops reference in computergame
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Wav, 110kB
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Star Wars the Radioplay
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Episode 1
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A wind to shake the stars
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Ra, 3.1MB
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Episode 2
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Points of origin
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Ra, 3.2MB
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Episode 3
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Black knight, white princess and pawns
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Ra, 2.9MB
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Episode 4
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While giants mark time
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Ra, 2.9MB
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Star Wars MP3
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Anarchy Steering Committee - I wanna be a stormtrooper
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MP3, 1.3MB
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Bill Murray on Saturday Night Live
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MP3, 1MB
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Blue Harvest - Borg
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MP3, 5.5MB
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Blue Harvest - Greedo
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MP3, 3MB
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Blue Harvest - Han
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MP3, 1.6MB
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Koto - Star Wars Theme
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MP3, 3.5MB
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Maynard Ferguson - Star Wars
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MP3, 3.9MB
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Meco - Star Wars Disco
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MP3, 5.9MB
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Meco - Empire Strikes Back
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MP3, 3.8MB
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Meco - Christmas in the Stars
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MP3, 3MB
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Meco - Bells, bells, bells
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MP3, 3MB
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Meco - Sleigh Ride
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MP3, 6.7MB
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Metallica - Imperial march
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MP3, 440kB
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Phantom Menace Soundtrack - Duel of the fates
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MP3, 4MB
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S.P.O.C.K. - Force of life
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MP3, 4.4MB
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S.P.O.C.K. - The Stormtrooper
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MP3, 5.2MB
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Supernova - Chewbacca
(What a wookie!)
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MP3, 1.6MB
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Unknown - My name is Darth Vader
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MP3, 640kB
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Aphex Twin - Star Wars Mix
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MP3, 5.8MB
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For optimal sound, download WinAmp for
Windows or MacAst for Macs.
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French Star Wars Sounds
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Dubbed into French
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English Correspondence
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Que
la force soit avec toi, à jamais. -Ben
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May the force will be with you... always.
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À moi, à moi... à moi! -Yoda
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Mine, mine... mine!
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-Je ne connait pas la peur. -Oui... tu aura peur, tu aura peur.
-Luc et Yoda
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-I'm not afraid. -Oh, you will be... you will be.
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-Lâchez-moi! -Yà pas de quoi s'exiter. -Capitaine, me tenir comme vous le
faites n'est pas suffisant pour m'exiter -Désolé mon coeur, nous n'avons
pas le temps pour autre chose. -Leia et Yan.
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-Let go please. -Don't get excited! -Captain, being held by you isn't
quite enough to get me excited. -Sorry sweetheart, there isn't time for
anything else.
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Autant embrasser un Wookie! -Leia
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I'd rather kiss a wookiee!
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Vous êtes si prétentieux, si imbécile, si mal fichu... si
effronté. -Leia
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Why you stuck up... half-witted...
scruffy looking... nerfherder!
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Moi, je suis mal fichu? -Yan
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Who's scruffy-looking?
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Ès eee, mais eeee non non c'est réparé, faut pas s'inquiéter de
tout ça, tout tout, tout baigne... oui tout va bîen ici... oui je vous
remercie... et vous ça va? -Yan
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Aaah... had a
slight weapons malfunction, but...
uh... everything's perfectly all right here now, we're fine, we're all
fine here now... thank you. How are you?
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-Tu crois qu'une princesse et un zigotto comme moi... -Non! -Yan et Luc
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-You think a princess and a guy like me... -No!
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Eh, toute cette agitation a surchauffé les circuits de mon équipier, si
vous le permettez, je vais l'emmener à l'atelier pour le faire réviser.
-C3PO
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All this excitement has over-run the circuits of my counterpart
here... If you don't mind I'd like to take him down to maintenance.
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Enfin nous nous retrouvons, quand je vous ai quitté j'etais
votre disciple, aujourd'hui je suis le maître. -Dark Vador
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At last we meet, when I left you I was but a learner. Now I
am the master.
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Star Wars X-mas special
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Who knew Carrie Fisher can
sing?
(Notice the Star Wars Theme in the background.)
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Wav, 1MB
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Bad recording of Han and Chewie's
opening conversation.
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Wav, 163kB
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The Star Wars cartoon, featuring
Boba Fett.
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Wav, 856kB
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Ps! You can download the entire Star Wars Holiday Special in
the video archive.
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Spaceballs sounds
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Apes...
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Wav, 187kB
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Assholes!
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Au, 180kB
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Chicken?
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Wav, 180kB
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Dollplay
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Wav, 125kB
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Instant Movies
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Wav, 240kB
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Now?
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Wav, 180kB
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Pizza the Hutt!
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Wav, 175kB
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Reading...
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Wav, 105kB
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The Ring
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Wav, 167kB
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Roomates
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Wav, 205kB
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The Spaceballs Theme
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Wav, 167kB
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Twist
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Wav, 60kB
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We ain't found..
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Au, 25kB
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Red Dwarf Sounds
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The Red Dwarf Theme (Orig.)
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Wav, 550kB
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The Red Dwarf Theme (Instr.)
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Wav, 390kB
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Smoke me a kipper... - Ace
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Wav, 35kB
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You're a smeeee... - Kryten
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Wav, 85kB
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Stictly butterside up... - Ace
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Wav, 35kB
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And I look... - Rimmer
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Wav, 220kB
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Thank you Susan - Kryten
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Wav, 30kB
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Stop that! - Rimmer
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Wav, 190kB
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The Toaster I
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Wav, 45kB
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The Toaster II
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Wav, 30kB
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The Toaster III
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Wav, 60kB
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BBC Hitch Hiker Sounds
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Marvin, I love you!
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Wav, 2.4MB
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Depressed
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Wav, 38kB
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I don't breathe
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Wav, 105kB
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Life! Don't
talk to me about life!
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Wav, 50kB
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Vogon Poetry
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Wav, 360kB
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Arthur's
reaction to the poetry
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Wav, 48kB
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Must be a
Thursday...
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Wav, 45kB
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Listen to
your mother!
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Wav, 145kB
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Paperbags
anyone?
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Wav, 47kB
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Pan
Galactic Gargle Blasters
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Wav, 95kB
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that Mark Hamill, being young and enthusiastc, annoyed Alec Guinness so bad on the set
of SW:ANH that Alec once payed him a dollar to go away.
(1976 radio interview)
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MP3 Players
Click here
if you need a MP3 player for Windows, or
here if you
need one for Mac.
Download Help
Click here
if you have problems downloading or get scrambled sound once you've
completed a download.
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